Monday, September 29, 2008

The Return of Our First Lady, Platinum!

We are not going to reveal too much information quite yet, but Platinum is coming home!

She has released an all new, exclusive feature to us here at Certified THICK [a preview of what you'll be getting can be seen at left] and we will also be unveiling another surprise with our First Lady on the same day as her feature. We've got all of the photos and we can guarantee you this is something you are not going to want to miss.

A scheduled date has not been set for Platinum's return, but more information coming soon!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

UP & CUMMING, Kila Kitty, Part II

Yesterday we found ourselves sipping champagne with our latest UP & CUMMING girl, Kila Kitty, in a provocative set of photos that had a boss lady mixing business with pleasure.

Today Certified THICK releases the second part of Kila's sexy UP & CUMMING feature that start with a hot day at the pool and end with a white towel and absolutely nothing underneath it.

Once again we would like to thank our latest UP & CUMMING girl, Kila Kitty, for her amazing photos. You can catch Kila on her official MySpace page at http://www.myspace.com/officialkilakitty.






If you're interested in being one of our future UP & CUMMING girls, you can e-mail us at certifiedthick@gmail.com or hit us up at our official MySpace page http://www.myspace.com/certifiedthick!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

UP & CUMMING, Kila Kitty, Part I

There are an endless amount of sexual fantasies that a person stores in their mind. Some you are fortunate enough to act out, and some are just too damn freaky that it even makes you feel dirty.

Our latest UP & CUMMING girl, Kila Kitty, takes us on a fantasy of hot, unadulterated sex with the hottest boss lady we've ever seen! Don't be fooled. She might be dressed for a professional day at the office, but she has no problem taking it all off!

Kila sent us so many hot photos that her UP & CUMMING debut will be in a two-part series here at Certified THICK. For now, let's enjoy part one.

MySpace URL:
http://www.myspace.com/officialkilakitty

Official MySpace Count and Views?
950 friends; 54,030 views.

Who's your favorite adult entertainer?
Jada Fire

What model or individual inspires you?
Sofia Rose

What do you think is your best physical feature?
Breasts! [smiles]

What makes thick women sexy?
Thick women look healthy, curvaceous, but most of all confident.

What kind of modeling are you interested in?
Anything that is classy.

What made you hook up with Certified THICK?
Certified THICK shows an appreciation for the average sized woman. Your blog not only showcases an array of gorgeous thick models, but it caters to the majority of what men are truly looking for.





Don't forget, the second part of Kila Kitty's official UP & CUMMING feature will be debuting on Sunday! So make sure you come back tomorrow to see more exclusive photos of Kila Kitty.

Friday, September 26, 2008

It's Been A Little Slow Lately

We know it's been a little slow lately here at Certified THICK, but we promise we have a lot in store for you all very soon! Starting with a new UP & CUMMING feature this weekend.

All we ask is that you be patient and continue to show your love for Certified THICK. We have an amazing amount of archives that we would definitely suggest you guys take a look at. From some of our UP & CUMMING features to our Daily Dose, we're sure you'll find something that will grab your attention.

Friday, September 19, 2008

New Poll Up!

We've reviewed our Terms of Service here on Blogger.com more times than we can count. We love our website and would never want to do anything to jeopardize the amazing future we have ahead of us.

After reviewing our TOS, we have come to realize that Blogger really has no nudity 'issue' in their agreement.

The only thing they [Blogger] ask is that you label your blog as 'adult' and you get a little screen that pops up before you enter that specified blog to agree that you're entering it as a[n] adult legally able to view said material.

Which brings us all to our new poll, so vote now!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

A Glamorous Weekend, Part II

We took a little hiatus while we had to get some personal business in line. So, please excuse us for not debuting the second half of A Glamorous Weekend. But, you know what they say, better late than never.

So without further delay, we present to you the second installment of A Glamorous Weekend.

What better day than hump day, huh?

Don't forget to stop by our girl Glamorous' MySpace page at http://www.myspace.com/glamorous38gs for even more hot exclusive photos!







Sunday, September 14, 2008

A Little Delay

Hey everyone, the past couple of days have been extremely busy for us. So, we will be debuting the second part of Glamorous' exclusive photo set tomorrow, Monday, September 15.

Thanks for being patient. We will see you all back tomorrow!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

A Glamorous Weekend, Part I

In honor of our latest hit girl, Glamorous, we have decided to dedicate an entire weekend to her and her amazing curves! Stay tuned today and tomorrow to see the second part of A Glamorous Weekend along with our very special announcement concerning her future with Certified THICK.

But for now, enjoy the first exclusive photo set featuring our girl Glamorous! Don't forget to stop by her official MySpace page at http://www.myspace.com/glamorous38gs and show her some love.





Friday, September 12, 2008

So How Popular Is Certified THICK?

There are a few sayings we like to go by here at Certified THICK.

Our first being, "The hottest and curviest women on the planet." The second one we like to go by is, "The fastest growing thick website in the world."

Certified THICK is a little over 6 months old and we are enjoying an enormous amount of success already. For the month of September we have surpassed the 10,000 view[s] mark and we're only approaching the middle of the month!

Here is a[n] prime example why Certified THICK is growing at an amazing rate.

Our latest UP & CUMMING girl, Glamorous, started out with 93 friends and a few thousand page views on her official MySpace. We're more than happy to report that her page views have jumped thousands and her official friend count as of right now stands at 765.

Yeah, needless to say, we're doing big things.

A Glamorous Weekend

Because all of you have showed an enormous amount of love for our latest UP & CUMMING girl, Glamorous, we have decided to team up with our girl and give you all something very special.

We want to celebrate Glamorous' success with Certified THICK and devote a[n] entire weekend to her in what we are dubbing, A Glamorous Weekend.

Make sure you swing by Certified THICK this Saturday and Sunday for a two-part series featuring exclusive photos of our latest curvy sensation, Glamorous. A very important announcement will also be featured this weekend.

We already have the photos and trust us, you are not going to want to miss this!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Stay Awake Ike

Hey everyone, we just wanted to let all of you know that updates might be a little bit slow here and on our official MySpace page for the next couple of days. We live on the Texas Gulf Coast and are closely monitoring the path of Hurricane Ike.

Please keep everyone that will be unfortunate enough to have to face this storm in your thoughts and prayers. We urge all of you that live in the same area to take caution and please be safe!

Want More Glamorous?

Our latest UP & CUMMING girl, Glamorous, has taken Certified THICK by storm. She now holds the record[s] for the three highest days of traffic ever on our website. So, it's safe to say you will be seeing a lot more of our girl Glamorous here at Certified THICK.

To hold you over for a little bit while we get her new feature ready, along with a very important announcement in regard to Glamorous and her future with Certified THICK, feast your eyes on the teaser photo we did for you.

Make sure you visit Glamorous at her one and only official MySpace page [http://myspace.com/glamorous38gs] and show her some much deserved love!

Saturday, September 6, 2008

UP & CUMMING, Glamorous

If there were a poster girl to represent a curvy body it would be our latest UP & CUMMING girl, Noelle, a.k.a. Glamorous. This girl has the whole package! From her luscious lips at the top, down to her thick thighs below, to her natural 38G chest in the middle, there's nothing else you could possibly want.

Certified THICK proudly presents our latest UP & CUMMING girl, Glamorous, along with four exclusive photos that you will only see here at our website!

MySpace URL:
http://www.myspace.com/glamorous38gs

MEASUREMENTS?
38G-32-48, all natural.

Official MySpace Count and Views?
93 friends; 3790 Views.

Who's your favorite adult entertainer?
I'd have to say Samantha 38G. We share the same cup size [laughs].

What model or individual inspires you?
Somaya Reese.

What do you think is your best physical feature?
It's hard to say! I know I have a lot going on, but I'd have to say my eyes.

What makes thick women sexy?
We have curves, boobies, and a whole 'lotta booty!

What kind of modeling are you interested in?
I'm interested in fashion, lingerie, promotional ads, web and print.

What made you hook up with Certified THICK?
You guys represent us thick women to the fullest and you don't discriminate!





If you're interested in being one of our future UP & CUMMING girls, you can e-mail us at certifiedthick@gmail.com or hit us up at our official MySpace page http://www.myspace.com/certifiedthick!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Hot Laskan Stallion Is Certified THICK!

There are a lot of standards when it comes to being a major force in the thick community. Certain things that you do, features that you have, and certainly the individuals backing you, that all make up how serious you actually are.

One force that defines if you are official or not is the one and only, Hot Laskan Stallion. With almost 30,000 friends that adore her every single day, without Hot Laskan's support, you are no one.

We are more than proud to announce her feature here at Certified THICK with six exclusive photos of one of the most beautiful, curviest women walking this planet.

Ladies and gentlemen, although she needs no introduction, may we present to you, Hot Laskan Stallion!







If you would like to see more of Hot Laskan Stallion at Certified THICK, let us know! Don't forget to visit Hot Laskan's one and only official MySpace page at http://www.myspace.com/passn8lala!